Mothers Day…

Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.

What did the Mother spider say to the baby spider?
“You spend too much time on the web”

What did the Mother broom say to the baby broom?
“Its time to go to sweep”

Humpty Dumpty’s Mother: “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times not to climb on that wall”

A loving Mother prepares to leave the park after a day of early childhood bonding…

 

 

 

 

Hiker Killed…

A hiker was found in the woods near the base of Gander Mountain yesterday. Cause of death appeared to be from a bear attack. Forensics concluded that the bear killed the hiker with his “bear” hands. Yes, his “bear” hands. Terrible!