Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
What did the Mother spider say to the baby spider?
“You spend too much time on the web”
What did the Mother broom say to the baby broom?
“Its time to go to sweep”
Humpty Dumpty’s Mother: “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times not to climb on that wall”
A loving Mother prepares to leave the park after a day of early childhood bonding…
