Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
What did the Mother spider say to the baby spider?
“You spend too much time on the web”
What did the Mother broom say to the baby broom?
“Its time to go to sweep”
Humpty Dumpty’s Mother: “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times not to climb on that wall”
Mom: “If you fall out of that tree and break your legs, don’t come running to me”…
“It’s spicy” is universal code for “I don’t wanna share”.
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious…
“Motherhood has taught me how far I can let myself go and still be OK with it”…
Johnny’s Mom says she doesn’t have to have fun to have alcohol…
What’s the fastest land mammal? A toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth…
A loving Mother prepares to leave the park
after a day of early childhood bonding…
