Fathers typically tell jokes quite often, and typically some are funny, so here are some Fathers Day jokes…
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it…
Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached? Student: When my father sees my report card!
My daughter asked me if she could go to a 50 Cent concert.
I said “sure, here’s a dollar, take your brother”. Bada Boom!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!!
What is Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
After returning from a once-in-a-lifetime holiday, a man stated “I’ll never do that again”.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender says “oh, for you, no charge”. Ha ha!!
How did the telephone operator propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring! He he…
Headline news!! Man in boxers leads police on a brief chase…
Which side of a tree grows the most branches? The outside!!