Total Solar Eclipse – August 21, 2017 North America 4K
Fathers Day…
Fathers typically tell jokes quite often, and typically some are funny, so here are some Fathers Day jokes…
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it…
Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached? Student: When my father sees my report card!
My daughter asked me if she could go to a 50 Cent concert.
I said “sure, here’s a dollar, take your brother”. Bada Boom!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!!
What is Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
After returning from a once-in-a-lifetime holiday, a man stated “I’ll never do that again”.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender says “oh, for you, no charge”. Ha ha!!
Lightning Across the U.S.
Check out this video of a recent lightning storm in action as the storm makes it way across the U.S. toward the end of April, 2017.
Mothers Day…
Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
What did the Mother spider say to the baby spider?
“You spend too much time on the web”
What did the Mother broom say to the baby broom?
“Its time to go to sweep”
Humpty Dumpty’s Mother: “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times not to climb on that wall”
A loving Mother prepares to leave the park after a day of early childhood bonding…
Hiker Killed…
A hiker was found in the woods near the base of Gander Mountain yesterday. Cause of death appeared to be from a bear attack. Forensics concluded that the bear killed the hiker with his “bear” hands. Yes, his “bear” hands. Terrible!
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